There really is no specific way of classifying and differentiating the life of one from another, so let me show you some ways of how I try do distinguish people (according to their lifestyles) from each other.
The workers - This is the most common of all types. They are those who strive hard to achieve what they want.
The desperate ones - They are the impatient who work too hard. They take too many risks and eventually, they accidentally throw away all that they have worked hard for.
The lazy asses -They are those who don’t care at all. They just sit around and watch things as they happen. (even though they know that it will affect them.)
The rich fools - They are those who try to work hard (they usually never do well) even though they don’t have to anymore cause they’re rich and have a secure source of finances.
The rich bitches - They are those who do nothing else but spend their money on extravagant stuff which no one really needs.
The black marketers - They are those who get rich through illegal forms of trade such as smuggling. They trade anything they can get their hands on (even people) and evade all taxes. Those who sell weapons for their own benefits, or warlords, could also be part of this type.
The happy-go-lucky - They are those who don’t give a damn at all. They’re too optimistic. They’re unconcerned about the many small (sometimes big) problems that could affect them.
The cowards - They are those who are afraid to face the real world. They depend too much on others and die (not literally) when left alone.
The lovers - They are those who make every sacrifice necessary just to be with the one they love the most. They are usually the most successful (because they’re the most inspired and motivated).
The monarchs - They are those who live the life of royalty. They usually are the most powerful, but when left in a life of a worker, they usually are the weakest.
The ranch masters - They are those who think they are so superior while they are the leader only in their home province. If brought to the big city, they would be forced to be the inferior.
The curious ones - They are those who do anything to find the answers to the questions that bother them the most. They are usually the ones who get into trouble always.
The dare devils - They are those who do anything to impress others. They do dangerous things to build up a reputation that they think would make them king of the world.
The persistent pests - They are those who do anything to annoy you. They are the attention seekers.
The children by heart - They are those who live a playful life full of fun and socialization. They are usually the happiest.
The monk-like ones - They live a life full of sacrifices for God. Unfortunately, they are usually the first ones that God takes.
The criminal by blood - They are those who unknowingly do bad deeds even though they do not want to. Usually they are the descendants of criminals. Even though they want to live a normal and peaceful life, they do criminal deeds because it runs in their blood (this is true)
The felony addicts - They are those who do as much criminal deeds as they can till they are satisfied. They are persistent pests who go beyond the line.
The idiotic fortunate - They are those who waste themselves for no good reason. They are those who feel so desperate even though they’re living such a nice life. They are often the most pessimistic.
The hopeless - They are those who make their lives more miserable than it already is. They bring themselves down with the intention of hurting themselves in the process.
The vengeance cravers - They are those who do everything possible just to get their revenge. They are usually rebellious victims of criminal deeds. They sometimes crave for their vengeance too much that they unwillingly fall into the hands of their own nemesis.
The toughly shelled soft cores - They are those who experience a very hard childhood. They are usually considered as bullies but when given the attention and care that they deserved when they were younger, you’d realize that they’re not so bad after all.
The softly shelled hard cores - They are those who act so tough but are actually the weakest. These are usually the kinds of bullies that do nothing else but pick on people. Their only reason however, is because they don’t want others to see their soft side that’s why they’re easily intimidated.
The toughly shelled hard cores - They are those who seem so silent but when aggravated, they would blow you out of your pants. These guys are more bite rather than bark.
The softly shelled soft cores - They are those who bullies usually pick on. They’re too easy and too afraid to fend for themselves. They are usually the ones considered to be wimps, but, judge them not by how strong they are because these people are usually the kindest among all others.
The perfectionists - They are those who are not contented if a simple scan, ran by their judgmental eyes, would spot a tiny imperfection in whatever object, occasion or person. The obsessive compulsive ones are a good example of this class. They are usually the most systematically organized and neat due to their craving for perfect order in everything.
The fashion aficionados - They are those who believe that life is all about staying “IN”. They are very trendy and it’s easy for them to adapt to a culture of a different group of friends. They are also known as the trend setters. They are usually the most sociable.
The seeds of pride - They are those who take over their family’s legacy. They are usually very careful not to do anything unmannerly because they’d not want to destroy the name of their ancestors. They do anything to live up to the name that runs in their bloodline.
The rotting seeds of pride - They are those who have a good name in their blood line but, they do nothing to continue what was handed over to them. Instead, they boast about it to others while having no intent at all to work hard the way their ancestors did.
The hypnotized gamers - They are those who play too much video games that they are hypnotized to play more till they wear their self out. If you include game words such as “Divine Rapier” or “Backstab” in your conversations with others (mga nagdodota natatamaan :p ) then you’re one of them.
The porn kings - Enough said.
The porn queens - Do girls watch porn?
The porn stars - I’m sure you know what these guys and girls do
The lust drivers - They are those who have sex for pleasure and fun. Hookers are part of this class.
The sex debtors - They are those who have sex for money. Prostitutes are part of this class. This class usually consists of women who have no other choice but to sell their bodies for their own financial benefits.
The misplaced graduates - They are those who couldn’t decide on what they really wanted to do in their life. These are sometimes those who are called the jack-of-all-trades master-of-none.
The misplaced wives - They are those who believe that they’ve married the wrong person. They often turn to divorce as a solution.
The unfortunate life partners - They are those who make a mistake of choosing the wrong person to marry. Unlike the misplaced wives, the people of this class are forced to be with their life partner. They are usually blackmailed to do so.
The Brag Twat - They are those who are very opulent in a very negative way, they usually boast about great things, which are not actually accomplished by them. These guys are nothing but loudmouths.
The Nosey Nutter - They are those who do not know anything else to do but to invade the privacy of other people. I’m sure the phrase that they hear the most is “mind your own business.”
These are only a few of the many kinds of lifestyles that really exist. Which one are you? I’ll be updating this entry after I’m able to think about another batch.
